2016 Calgary International Auto & Truck Show

How do you sum up the numbers and come up with the the correct answer, when it comes to mans favorite pastime. Well, for some of us it does include ball bearings.  Not the kind you press into a shotgun casing, but ones used in a wheel hub assembly or a universal joint.  Our love of cars continues, with an all out ensemble of fenders from Ford's to Ferrari's.

OK! so the vast majority now all seem to look the same, from plastic dashboards to headlights, car companies now seem to swap parts with each other and make it seem new and improved. Gone are the days, when you had to push a button to make it work.  It's all storks and sticks. Men love to push and turn buttons. Have you ever seen anything more sexier than a dashboard on a series one E type. Exactly! ...  So we have a few differences from last year, but on the whole nothing has changed.  We see the same cute girls splashing out quip's about perfect weight distribution and turbo lag reduction.  The reality is, they couldn't explain what torque is anymore than I could, or you could for that matter. Maybe It just sounds better coming from a size two "super" model.  I was somewhat impressed with the Ford driving simulator. It was a bit over the top and unnecessary, but the kids enjoyed being Tom Petty for 5 minutes.

Everything here seems to trundle along like we're all stuck in a playground zone.  Every Acura looks the same as every other Acura. Except maybe some have a fatter ass than others.  Things were becoming as interesting as a rented apartment, that was until we got to the Aston Martin - Bentley arena.  There is something about sitting in one of these that makes you feel uberly important.  Yes I have leather seats in my car, but the seats in a Bentley!!! You have just entered a world where few will have the pleasure of the real ultimate driving machine.

It's like sitting in a channel handbag!  The interior is a place that transforms you and instantly turns you into a one percenter.  It's like putting on a Tom Ford.  You feel smarter, you look smarter, suddenly everyone is looking at you.  It's the same with the Aston.  Once inside, clutching that thick carbon laced steering wheel, your whispered off to a place of grandeur.  After many thank you's and hand shaking, we took ourselves to, well. What else, of course.  The house of Mr Balboni's home turf.  Lamborghini.  Yes they were big and brash, but I have to be honest, the Lamborghini's that I grew up with had no windows, just cat flaps with a stick shift.  These were my pin up's.  I somehow can't see myself putting up an Aventador on my wall.  Maybe I'm well past the sell by date on wall posters, but the lambo's of today seem to have lost that bedroom image.  I know they cost more than most second homes and yes they still have those silly doors, but I look back at the Aston and I'm sold every time.  When the brand manager of Rolls Royce invited us in.  We clocked eyes on the Phantom and thought, no;  there is no way we will ever get this close.  Well, as it happens, we did.  Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water, as they say, this 20 foot monster steps in. 

Lord in heaven, as a motor car this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.  Mercedes and Audi.  You may as well pack up your suitcase right now and head back to fatherland.  OK, so BMW took hold of Britain's most prized possession and welded together the strongest aluminum body in the automotive world, thanks for that at the very least.  After that the Brits took over and did what they do best.  Apart from drinking lots of tea and having to find new Careers since Maggy closed down all the pits.  The Brits still have the talent to put together, what is simply the finest car money can buy.  Options are endless.  So, If you have deep pockets,  this is where you stop looking and place your order.  So to are the Ferrari's. I have to be honest here too,  the Ferrari's of today do look amazing, but they seem to have lost that 60's sex appeal.  Think about it.  There is nothing sexier than a testarossa or a P4/5. I'm not talking about the square place mat you find in Miami vice, I'm dating back to the world when designers used Marilyn Monroe as inspiration, not a Mach 2 jet fighter.   The worlds designers now have moved on to aerospace technology and materials from Mars.  It's seems that that molds used to make the DB5 are now extinct. While I am happy to see companies like Eagle have a bash.  It saddens me that the rest of the world doesn't share the same opinion.  The mood now is cup holders and hockey bags. You just know when your best friend gets married and his wife punches out a couple of kids, the minivan is where your heading.  What a shame that is!  We still have lots of somewhat attractive looking cars out there, but Dodge thought, I know, let's take away his manhood and offer up something so sad, it makes you feel you had a level 10 lobotomy.  Let me put it this way, when I was 9. We had 6 in our family, we got by with a rover P5. "And we had a dog".  We went all over Europe.  Yes we also had cup holders.  

I guess we have one saving grace. I once saw a 12 year old putting her soccer shoes into the back of a drop dead sexy black continental GT.  I agree not everyone can afford one which is a shame but we should have more options available to us.

So, moving on.  There we were, looking at what I call Gods creation.  The absolute best in engineering to date. If allowed we should have been on hands and knees, as we are certainly not worthy of the P1. Some of the worlds best brains got together and produced the finest wine and carbon fiber soufflé man has ever made.  So why did this 12 year old beside me waffle on about the prancing horse and how much better they are.  Why, well cause he is 12 and knows only two things, how to play call of duty at home and how to tell people at school how good he is at call of duty. Oh the joys of having teenagers! They know everything.  So. People of Fiat, Acura and Honda.  When you next decide to design a car, think of Dita Von Tess, not a dinner plate.  I know which one can go through the air faster, but I know what I would rather look at.

Heath Cox.  Editor  intouch.NEWS

 

Calgary European Film Festival - Gala

In the 3rd Century BC.  Paris was founded by the Celtics.  I’m sure many people know that.  To those that do not, well now you do.  If you have been to this amazing city, you will recall the amazing culture, the architecture and the way of life not found anywhere else.  With buildings so impressive, you shake your head with disbelief.  To think that these were built by hand, by masons, so Masterful in their craft, you would be hard pressed to find such skilled labour within the confines of jobshop.ca.  From the Arc de Triomphe, to the Louvre and on to the Notre-Dame Cathedral.  These three marvels alone stand as not only a symbol of the nation’s pride but accomplishments of what man can achieve.   There is so much more to add, but I will let you go on your own treasure hunt.  The sad thing is, up until Friday of last week, you could tap those 5 little letters- “Paris” on your google finder, and the boys at Wikipedia had this in top spot.  That was until a few days ago, a nest of hornets dove in and ruined the lives of not only those who were taken from us, but everyone.  This affects us all and should not be forgotten.  Now I have been to Paris.  In 1980 my brother and I tried in vain to run across to the arc, alas, the ubiquitous number of Citroens held us back.  This was a good thing, as I don’t think I would be here to write this today.

Last night the good people that cultivated the Calgary European Film Fest, hosted the closing Gala, at the Brewsters Brewing Company & Restaurant

There, I had the distinct pleasure to be invited into one of Calgary’s best known little secret.  This is where I found the heart of the European people.  Their culture and warmth is spread to not just each other, but to everybody.  The thoughts I had of intruding into these people with a 70mm lens was not evoked with a look of mistrust, but a warm and welcoming smile and genuine interest in being cemented into the world map by way of this article. 

The evening started off with welcome in every European language they could muster followed by a moment of pause, Thank you to Maria Serban, for allowing us to reflect.

  To the people of Paris, I offer my sincerest and most heartfelt condolences.  My 13 year old self standing on the precipice of the Eiffel tower, never could have imagined that the city of love, would end up on the world stage under the influence of what I would best describe them as filth.  However, to write about these poorly educated misdirected masses is exactly what they want.  So I will not.

I would like to thank the following:

 **  I apologize to Mariet, I wrote that her origin was Romanian, when in fact Mariet is in fact from Bulgaria.   **

Mariet Mintchev

Adrian and Ana Glavan

Veronika Standish

Kristýna Rempel

Beatrix Downton

Victoria Bogdanas

Lelia Miron

Laszlo Szabo

Ana Vincek

Mariet Mintchev

Maria Serban

Krzysztof Baranski

Thomas Schweizer

Ionela Tudor

Laszlo Szabo

Beatrix Downton

Ana Vincek

Victoria Bogdanas

Kristýna Rempel

Veronika Standish

Maria Serban

Lelia Miron

 

Host venue’s

The Globe Cinema

Brewsters Brewing Company & Restaurant

If I missed your name, then drop me a line and I will gladly add it to the list.

Thank you for your hard work and allowing us into your world. 

Heath Cox - Editor InTouch.NEWS

Calgary International Burlesque Festival

"A sultry, speakeasy cabaret-style showcase for a unique, one-of-a-kind, casual Saturday night out on the town! The night will feature a special appearance by 'Mama Beaver' Ms. Judith Stein.
PERFORMERS:
Betsy Bottom Dollar (Vancouver, BC)
Chastity Twist (Vancouver, BC)
China White (Calgary, AB)
Clare Voyeur (Vancouver, BC)
Dusty Topps (Calgary, AB)
Hella Tang (Vancouver, BC)
Lady Maefyre (Calgary, AB)
Lost Girls Burlesque (Vancouver, BC)
Lulu Le Bomb (Calgary, AB)
Ruby Slickeur (Vancouver, BC)
Sara Von Trease (Calgary, AB)"

Read More